i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Do you ever hear a song by you favourite band and just turn it up all the way and you can feel your heart rising up to the sky, putting a smile on your face and no matter what is going on, everything is perfect for those 3 minutes
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
“Applied. adj. Put in practice; used practically: applied science.”
…the book nearest me was a dictionary… uh.
“Qu’est-ce que je fais?”
OMFG (it means “What do I do?”)
The angry slaves were not working.
“But he does not really want to, yet.” MINE WAS FROM THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.“By about 2000 B.C., Egyptian traders were also traveling up between the two regions.”
fukkin global textbooks man
“He had thrashed about so wildly that Feste’d had to restrain him or he would have tumbled from the bed.” (It’s actually about a sick person having a feverish fit but out of context it sounds quite strange.)
“Okay, I’m waiting…oh shit!”
“He killed himself, perhaps?”
Oh please dont let this be true
“In and out”
That is interesting….
It’s a blank page from my diary… Accurate, I’m sure.
“And there was nothing else?” Holmes asked.
“Children playing together: how pleasant to see!”
… looks like I’ll have been busy.
“Now, it plunged the book back under his arm, pressed it tight to sweating armpit, rushed out empty, with a magician’s flourish!”
I’m not sure how I feel about this…
In the days when decapitation was public, not only were small boys sent to witness the ghastly scene, but they were made to visit alone the place in the darkness of the night and there to leave a mark of their visit on the trunkless head.